geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: lazybitch, via humorking)

brigwife:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

(via cailin-na-gaillimhe-deactivated)

maccabeesgatekeeper:

‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’

You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.

(Source: baldursgatekeeper, via lettinggoandholdingon)

tardis-mind-palace:

kaliforhnia:

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

(via nicotinenympho)

ellen-is-on-oestrogen:

What do you get if Gerry Adams kicks you in the leg?

Sinn Péin

(Source: ellenfromnowon, via polycephalus)

danabdul:

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

(Source: danaziz, via waitinginthewaves)